Important information - shipping delays
Howdy Carnivore! We're excited to share our badass products with you, but we wanted y'all to be aware that there will be delayed shipping on all orders until 10/29.
We've given our small but mighty warehouse crew a quick break before the craziness of the holiday season (because it's not just elves that make the magic happen). They will be back up and running the week of October 29, and will be processing all your orders ASAP then.
If you have any questions, just email firstname.lastname@example.org, and thanks in advance for being understanding!